WE DID THE CLIENT MASH

I was working in the firm, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my client from his case, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash, he did the client mash
The client mash, it was a law firm smash
He did the mash, it caught on in a flash
He did the mash, he did the client mash

From the station in Orlando east
To the top office where the police chief seat
The cops all came from their police abodes
To taze a perp from their electrodes

They did the mash, they did the client mash
The client mash, it was a law firm smash
They did the mash, it caught on in a flash
They did the mash, they did the client mash

The Convicts were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Felons
Mobsters, and the Cons

The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds
Hoodlums on chains, backed by some scary Clowns
The Blackmailers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, ‘The Fugitive Five’

They played the mash, they played the client mash
The client mash, it was a law firm smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the client mash

Out from his cruiser, Rolon’s voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the door and shook his fist and said
“Whatever happened to my OPD Twist?”

It’s now the mash, it’s now the client mash
The client mash, and it’s a law firm smash
It’s now the mash, it caught on in a flash
It’s now the mash, it’s now the client mash

Now everything’s cool, Rolon’s a part of the band
And my client Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the innocent, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Jordan sent you

Then you can mash, then you can client mash
The client mash, and do my law firm smash
Then you can mash, you will catch on in a flash
Then you can mash, then you can client mash

Wah-ooh, argh, client mash, wah-ooh
Easy, Benji, you impetuous young boy
Argh, mash good, mm, argh
client mash, wah-ooh, client mash, wah-ooh

Halloween Lawyer